a good way to have me go off you

is to successfully post an NSA ad on Craigslist, go through with it, and then tell me all about it.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

ps. she was two years older than me!