if this doesn't make you laugh there's something wrong with you

the head swims! Courtesy of the Fiver:

Leicester City manager Craig Levein parses a win over Chesterfield:

"To put it in gentleman's terms," he began. "If you've been out for a
night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some
weeks they're good-looking and some weeks they are not the best. Our
performance today would not have been the best-looking bird, but at
least we got her in the taxi. She was not the best-looking lady we
ended up taking home, but she was very pleasant and very nice, so
thanks very much, let's have coffee."

Leicester City manager? Make this man poet laureate instead.